pyschomanatee

Yet somehow it's always cloudy over Krystal O'Reilly. I'm constantly torn between wanting to murder everything and wanting to have sex with everything with a grey area in-between of wanting to have sex with someone and then murder them. what a life to live, eh? What's basically going on is this. NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND. do we need to repeat this? I think so? ~neverplz (https://www.deviantart.com/neverplz):icongetplz::iconaboyfriendplz: well shit, i dont even know if people still use those icon things on devi. hahah its been a good year since i've been on anyways. but I digress, as usual the tldr; version of whats going on? ("too long didnt read" version mothatruckas. aka

FEELINGS SCARE ME...THAT'S WHY I NEVER LOOK YOU IN THE EYEEEYEYE ah-hem So remember that guy from my last journal that was like...I was all crushy and lovey-dovey and gross shit? yeah um we've been going out for two months ASHHAHHAFHISAyeGCKBFKFIEHFSEFS IKR and we smooch and shit which is very NOT me and like I snuck him over on valentines day (wow I'm late) and he stayed over till 2AM (note this is a school night) and ahhhh it was perfect okgtgbyef

I haven't updated this in god knows how long...but...now that I actually have something juicy to write about.. ;) haha jk, my life still sux and whatevs but at least now I "get bitches", as the young folk say SO LIKE, I WAS CHILLIN' OUTFRONT OF A CONVIENANT STORE WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEY ARE ALL GAY LIKE HOMOSEXUAL AND I LOVE THEM TO TEARS BUT- (okay fuck this caps thing I ain't even yellin anymore) because they're gay and I'm straight....I get no action like, ever (t-swift reference kill me ohmygod) but, BUT- there was this new guy hanging with my friends, so I walked up to him and (first words I say to him) "Are you straight?